Sunday, November 9, 2008

dear zach,

way to get tonsillitis. 
you stupid twat.
no amount of orange juice or vitamins can save you now.
you're in for the long haul. 
sucker. 


(if you were smart, you'd lay off smoking for a while.
and go to bed at a decent hour 
and actually eat well
& MAYBE even visit the heath center

unfortunately for you, 
you like doing things the hard way 
and prefer smoking, 
and staying up late watching cnn
and nothing gets accomplished

besides:
cake > healthy food
& doctors are scary)



in conclusion, 
please send cough drops
and love
and high dosage pain killers

sincerely, 

zach

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